THE BAD MERMAID. 18

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funnyandhilarious:

One of the most brilliant whose linesFunny SMS »Funny Pics »
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my name is luna enriquez
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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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cumragpuppy:

beautifullysubmissive:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen


This has to be at my old piece of shit ass job !!!

I usually don’t post things nonsexual but this really made me laugh out loud as I read it. Great stuff. Would love to meet the theft and give him a hug and flash him a titty or two for such great humor.
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I learned at a young age that one pain can numb out another
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A white shelf cloud caps brownish dirt from a dust storm, or haboob, as it travels across the Indian Ocean near Onslow on the Western Australia coast in this handout image distributed by fishwrecked.com and taken January 9, 2013. (Reuters/Brett Martin/fishwrecked.com)
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sosuperawesome:

Stained Glass and Mirrors by BespokeGlass
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imagine-penises:

ask-light-rainbow-and-others:

this is why brain isn’t the main character…

Excuse you, his name is Alan.
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cinnamonandsex:

oh baby
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With you within me I begin to anticipate death. (Jenny Holzer, Lustmord)